The Friday Rule

It is a rule that no work gets done on Fridays. Firstly, you wake up a bit later that usual because of the "hey, it's Thursday night, that's almost the weekend" celebrations that went on the night before. Secondly, the "aah, I can do it over the weekend, I have plenty of time then" thoughts start to creep in, meaning you don't do much in the morning. Then you have 8 beers over lunch (because it's Friday lunch), and get no work done in the afternoon because you're too pissed. Then you knock off early because it's Friday afternoon and have to go to Friday arvo drinks. Which are followed by Friday evening drinks. Which are followed by calling people up at 2am on Saturday morning asking them to bring you a kebab.

I love Fridays.